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Actual British engineers. [Oct. 18th, 2017|04:42 pm]
Lloyd Wood

++ungood; shirts. exegesis. explanation. express delivery.
The black-and-white war-film boffin put a comfy manageable face on military tech; like a lot of stereotypes he provided a sense of familiarity that let you stop asking anxious questions. I'd guess that the stereotype is still around, amazingly, when it's decades out of date, and actual British engineers are more likely to be smoking a spliff than a pipe, and wearing a black T-shirt that says Plus Plus Ungood on the front instead of a labcoat, and even from time to time be women, exactly because the post-war industrial tradition in this country crashed without leaving a culturally obvious successor.

-- Boffins from True Stories: And Other Essays,
Francis Spufford, Yale University Press, October 2017.

It appears that plus plus ungood is now in use as an expression, but only after the introduction of ++ungood; in 2002.

If you don't know Orwell ("doubleplus") or programming ("increment") just say what you see. I've inadvertently managed to dumb Newspeak down even further.

Plus Plus Ungood? This is New New Speak.
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Revisiting information mania. [Mar. 14th, 2017|01:57 pm]
Lloyd Wood

The basic strategy to find information on the Internet, however, has not changed since the early days. If you really want to discover information on any topic, you have to find the maniac's site. Some people, God bless them, are information maniacs. They compulsively need to know everything there is to know about a narrow area of interest, compile it, and also can't resist sharing it with the rest of humanity, assuming that everyone shares their strange passion. Some of these are extremely serious maniacs and quite reputable and trustworthy. Others less so. An extraordinary example [of] such [an] efficient maniac attitude is Lloyd's satellite constellations website,58 actually a personal Web homepage at the University of Surrey. Lloyd Wood is a postgraduate student in Satellite Communication Engineering, on his way towards a Ph.D. Since 1995, Lloyd has enriched his homepage with market studies, explanations, technical insights, article references etc. on satellite constellations projects - a topic he knows very well, being a student in the field. The site is now probably the top source on the topic, and is independent of any industrial actor in the market. A truly unbelievable accomplishment!

-- E-management @ Work: The Internet and Office Productivity Revolution,
Michael Ballé and Godefroy Beauvallet, p. 71, 2002.

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Satellite constellations redux [Mar. 10th, 2015|12:18 pm]
Lloyd Wood

Satellite constellations are in the news again. I'd pretty much stopped maintaining my satellite constellations pages during a fifteen-year lull, but now...

and whatever Elon Musk and Google are doing - details are emerging. More to come, no doubt.

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Rediscovering John Egan's photography [Mar. 7th, 2015|05:02 pm]
Lloyd Wood
I haven't been able to meet up with John since moving to Australia. His photography:
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Leaving the building. [Mar. 5th, 2013|08:02 am]
Lloyd Wood
Aging means losing things, and not just eyesight and flexibility. It means watching the accomplishments of your youth be diminished, maybe in your own eyes through perspective, maybe in the eyes of others through cultural amnesia. Most people live anonymous lives, and when they grow old and die, any record of their existence is blown away. They're forgotten, some more slowly than others, but eventually it happens to virtually everyone.

-- Wright Thompson, Michael Jordan has not left the building, ESPN Magazine, 22 February 2012.
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Dead man talking. [Apr. 1st, 2012|12:18 pm]
Lloyd Wood

Harry Crews has some memorable lines:

I've never enjoyed myself. I'm incapable of enjoying myself. There's just some people who don't enjoy themselves very much.
-- Everything is Optimism, Beautiful and Painless, Damon Suave, Getting Naked with Harry Crews: Interviews (1999) from a conversation in November 1996.
You have to go to considerable trouble to live differently from the way the world wants you to live. That’s what I’ve discovered about writing. The world doesn’t want you to do a damn thing. If you wait until you got time to write a novel, or time to write a story, or time to read the hundred thousands of books you should have already read - if you wait for the time, you will never do it. ‘Cause there ain’t no time; world don’t want you to do that. World wants you to go to the zoo and eat cotton candy, preferably seven days a week.
-- Getting Naked with Harry Crews.
Everybody in the system is scared to death. Professors are scared of department heads. They're just scared little people hiding out. And these other scared little people come and sit in a scared little class and tremble. I didn't want to do that. Let’s do something memorable, and if we can't do something memorable, then let's go home. Or we'll go across the street and get a drink.
-- Harry Crews, Aging Wild Man, Publishes Again, Quietly, David Shaftel, New York Times, 22 August 2006.
I never wanted to be well-rounded, and I do not admire well-rounded people nor their work. So far as I can see, nothing good in the world has ever been done by well-rounded people. The good work is done by people with jagged, broken edges, because those edges cut things and leave an imprint, a design.
-- Getting Naked with Harry Crews.
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Beats Twitter. [Jan. 14th, 2011|04:53 pm]
Lloyd Wood

Update: an exhaustive list of similar sites.

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Gothic horror [Jan. 14th, 2011|11:27 am]
Lloyd Wood

When Pride and Prejudice and Zombies was published, I immediately thought of Brontë's Wuthering Heights. The gravedigging, the nights on stormy moors...

  • "The intense horror of nightmare came over me: I tried to draw back my arm, but the hand clung to it, and a most melancholy voice sobbed, 'Let me in - let me in!'"
  • "Last night, I was on the threshold of hell. To-day, I am within sight of my heaven. I have my eyes on it: hardly three feet to sever me!"
  • "Kiss me again, but don't let me see your eyes! I forgive what you have done to me. I love my murderer--but yours! How can I?"

So The Vampyrs of Wuthering Heights had a nice ring to it. Worth adapting Brontë's out-of-copyright prose to create a bestselling vampire novel?

Well, no. It turns out Brontë deliberately wrote vampiric elements, as Clifton Snider's The "Imp of Satan": The Vampire Archetype in Wuthering Heights and Jane Eyre demonstrates. And the mentions of and parallels to Wuthering Heights in the bestselling vampire novel Twilight: Eclipse show that this is widely recognised.

There's no shock of juxtaposition or knowing winks to the reader to be had in embellishing what is already there.

Update: But literary sensibility hasn't prevented this from having already been done:

The horror.

Update 2: Ursula K. Le Guin's Emily Brontë and the Vampires of Lustbaden.

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The art of not-projecting. [Aug. 2nd, 2010|11:18 pm]
Lloyd Wood

Projecting your presence is a very teenage thing - the clothes, the noise, the attitude, the desire for attention. With age comes the onset of the desire to not project; to drift effortlessly through public spaces without drawing undue attention to yourself, because you're busy enough thinking about your responsibilities, you're on a schedule, and you don't need more things to deal with. Unexpected things mean delay and distraction. Conformity offers convenience, if you like.

In not projecting, you wear plain clothes without ephemeral brand names. Your phone is just a phone. The car is just a car, not a teenage tricked-out sportscar. You do not project.

And yet, modern phones and gadgets project for you. Bright glaring screens that tell the world what you're doing (which incidentally, now make cinemas unbearable. All those kids checking their glowing screens, brighter than the film you paid to see!). I've been sat next to iPhone and iPad users on planes and trains, and been exposed to their virtual worlds, in a way that's somehow more intimate that sitting next to someone with a laptop. (What is it with Angry Birds? Why is that game so popular?) How very... teenage.

I doubt I'll ever own an iPhone or iPad, as I'm reluctant to project so much in public. My phone display is as dark as possible. My work screensaver is a black screen; again, because I choose not to project or to draw attention unnecessarily. (I see the new Kindle has a passive screen that doesn't glow. That's more my style.)

I'm still projecting presence on the web and in this blog, but the audience, if any, is voluntary.

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Death of an industry. [Aug. 2nd, 2010|10:58 pm]
Lloyd Wood

A century ago, 30% of the US workforce was involved in agriculture and the production of food. Today, less than 2% of the US population works in agriculture (source: United States Department of Agriculture National Institute of Food and Agriculture). That's a big shift, but now we take it for granted.

How much of the developed world's workforce works in newspapers? It's obviously going to be less in future, but, given the very nature of journalism, that's not going to stop them continuing to write and talk about it in overwhelming navel-gazing detail.

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